HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH shut up.

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unpretty:
unpretty:
i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch
problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood
this sounds like the opposite of a problem

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raccoonhearteyes:

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

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reachmouse:

buttermilk-thegoat:
Don’t read the comments on this article. The kid did it because he was learning about how teenage girls suffer from depression more than any other age group, and didn’t want any girls going home feeling sad on Valentine’s Day.
Ofc half the comments are like “what an EPIC playa, bet he got some action after that hahaha” or “why do these special snowflakes need a handout like this” or “what kind of Richie Rich kid” (chocolate company donated the boxes after learning why he wanted so much)
Like… why is humanity like this
THIS BURNS MY BACON, LET ME SHARE WHY.
At the school where I work, we had a similar lovely Valentine’s moment:
One of our seniors bought hundreds of roses on Valentine’s Day. Every girl in every grade got one; there were enough left over for staff and extras for others who might want one. This is our library bouquet.
One year ago, our school lost a student to suicide. As Valentine’s Day was approaching, this sad anniversary was all our student body was talking about and remembering. This senior student decided to try to lift us up from that narrative, and literally fill the halls with flowers. The surprise was carried out flawlessly – even his own sister didn’t know what he was about to do.
I have rarely seen a happier school holiday.
I’ve seen EXACTLY those comments on social media about what happened with us, and about similar gestures from high school students. Lots of “spoiled kids with money”, lots of “this is just to get laid”.
I don’t think this diminishes my senior student or his gesture at all, but it diminishes us when good things happen and we turn around and reduce these moments to their most cynical interpretation. And that’s not even touching on what it says when people feel the need to belittle younger people for trying to do good; the kids can’t catch a break from some people.
Can’t we take sweet things at face value the way we do all the darkness out there lately?

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the fucking sass I love it

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mycaptaintazer:

I’ve never identified with something more than this

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gigglefitjunkrat:

babyanimalgifs:
this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day
not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

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inkantlers:
My lesbian aunt is moving to my hometown and I was telling my mom about how I’m gonna hangout with her and stuff and my mom looked upset and she was like “We need to have a talk.” and we sat down and she said “Your aunt lives a certain lifestyle that I don’t want you to adapt from her” and I was internally screaming but then she finished with “so whatever you do don’t let her talk you into smoking pot” i’m crying my aunt is 52
I hope I am that aunt.

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diorslut:

no depression december

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annehairball:
epiphanypaige:
who would win? matilda or eleven
they’d become best friends
you know what youre absolutely right

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

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were-all-queer-here:

@ bi and pan girls, you’re allowed to openly express attraction towards men if you’re attracted to men. It doesn’t take away from your sexuality. It doesn’t water down your gayness. You don’t have to pretend to be a lesbian, being bi is enough.

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